When You Are Old And Gray - Tom Lehrer

I came across this song on de net la... Funny la... Listen Listen~~~ i even had de lyrics!! LOL




Since I still appreciate you,
Let's find love while we may.
Because I know I'll hate you
When you are old and gray.

So say you love me here and now,
I'll make the most of that.
Say you love and trust me,
For I know you'll disgust me
When you're old and getting fat.

An awful debility,
A lessened utility,
A loss of mobility
Is a strong possibility.
In all probability
I'll lose my virility
And you your fertility
And desirability,
And this liability
Of total sterility
Will lead to hostility
And a sense of futility,
So let's act with agility
While we still have facility,
For we'll soon reach senility
And lose the ability.

Your teeth will start to go, dear,
Your waist will start to spread.
In twenty years or so, dear,
I'll wish that you were dead.

I'll never love you then at all
The way I do today.
So please remember,
When I leave in December,
I told you so in May.
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Meh, did u read de lyrics? LOL, isnt it the truth for a lot of pple who doesnt know wat real love is? hmmm come to think of it, this guy is singing de truth abt human nature... for both women and men! wahahah

but heck tats not for all pple ma hor? Especially pple like me! LOL