1st Post
Great! 1st post for bombastic crap starts from the office... Kinda let down. Typing with a bandaged left hand and a right hand with plasters at awkward positions O.o
This is a place where I rant and rave without limits! A place for my alter ego :p Wahahaha!!!
To those people who knows me, do not, I SAY AGAIN, DO NOT expect the same type of posts which you had seen on the other blog of mine. Its totally different, totally wayward from the normal me, and definitely, NOT MR NICE GUY! Hey, I need a place to vent my frustrations okay? LOL
Anyway, my left hand is bandaged like a freaky huge dumbling and my right hand cover with plasters. It all happened when my idiotic junior in martial arts took sparring a bit too seriously. DoTz. I never wanted to spar in the first place, !@#$%^&*.
He was the one who asked and I declined, but hell, he keep on asking. In the end, no choice, LL, have to go. Was carrying a half playing attitude when I stepped in to the arena. Told him that I have not spar for TWO years, TOLD him to go EASY on me, he say okay okay...
When the damn thing start, he attacked like a HUNGRY LION. !@#$%^&* I was shocked like hell, managed to ward and block his attacks, managed to counter him back a bit. After a while, mood for sparring came, decided to be a bit more serious in it.
Then this idiot, this I D I O T, he suddenly high kicked... DOTZ, NAN QUAN where got high kick de!!! KNN, muscle memory and basic instinct kicked in, left hand automatically went to block. And I thought the kick was just a trick, so never really use force to block the kick.
BIG MISTAKE! That kick, is NOT a trick. He is out to kill with that high kick. DoTz. My left hand got slammed by his right foot before turning fully... And so damn suay that that kick hit my wrist joint. Hiazzz...
At first, felt nothing, only a bit of pain. Then when my hand flash past my face, I realised it looked funny. YEA, it freaking looked funny. DoTz. Looks a bit too big and it looks distorted. Maciam not normal. Wahahaha.
Took me quite a bit of time to realise that it dislocated le... !@#$%^&* At first, not much pain, then realised dislocated le, freaking pain then come. Hurts like !@#$%^&* *&^%$#@! HELL!!! My junior stunned there like a freaking statue, not knowing what to do.
My master came over and took a look at my funny wrist. Anyway, this is the third time it happen le. LOL. And my junior dumbly asked me, asked ME, DotZ, what to do... I told him to get a freaking ambulance and we shall what happens after that.
Ambulance came, paramedic see see liao ask me to go hospital, they don't dare to do anything also, scared I got fractured bones, don't even have a freaking splinter. Ambulance EE OO EE OO all the way to TTSH. (someone said that I might need EE OO EE OO the other time, it came true, but for different reasons.) Doc took a freaking look at my hand and say he is gonna get the otopherist or something like that, heck, why are doctor's specialized field name so hard to pronounce! doTz, anyway a bone doctor la, to help me put the wrist back in.
I looked at him in horror! I asked him, "Western doctors know how to play with dislocation the meh? I don't think I trust your whatever Oto... ar never mind... Its okay la, I go somewhere else to get it done, Thanks har!"
and I escaped from TTSH.
Call my master to contact the Tie Da shi fu that we always go when we had problems like this. Managed to get him, lucky his clinic open 24 hrs. Reached there about 10+ going to 11, the shi fu took one look at my hand, then flipped his medical records.
Then he looked at me, tell me that this is the 3rd time le. I think he thinks that I'm stupid... I told him that I know this is the 3rd time leh... How many idiots will dislocate their wrist? And more than 2 times????
He touch touch a bit and say the flesh still tender (Im pork?), say can be done easily but will hurt. I told him this isn't my 1st time le leh... DotZ and I know what to expect. He looked at my records again then he repeated that its gonna hurt.. This time his tone scared tio me... dotz, I got a feeling that he is gonna rip my wrist out...
But i also cannot leave it as it is ma.. So I tell him to go ahead lo. He 'Okay!' and take my hand then twist and turn! 'POP' goes the weasel! My ASS, its 'POP' and my wrist went back in. Seriously, I swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth. I DID NOT SHED A FREAKING TEAR. Be proud of me! It ain't easy!!!
My junior was like, 'Wah? So loud confirm so painful and you never shed tear! Fierce wor~~~. '
Actually, its not that I can tahan the pain. The pain is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo freaking bad that tears cannot come out... When the shi fu 'pop' (maciam play game like tat eh? 'pop') my wrist back, all i could do was to take a damn deep breath. So painful until my soul freaking left me for that second...
Anyway, he manged to make my wrist look as if nothing had happened to it. So the pain is worthwhile la.. But hurt tio the de nerves and muscles. So must apply medicine and bandaged it. LL listen to him lo...
What to do? Hiaz...
Here's a picture of my left hand!
PS: Bombastic and Crappy enough? LOL
This is a place where I rant and rave without limits! A place for my alter ego :p Wahahaha!!!
To those people who knows me, do not, I SAY AGAIN, DO NOT expect the same type of posts which you had seen on the other blog of mine. Its totally different, totally wayward from the normal me, and definitely, NOT MR NICE GUY! Hey, I need a place to vent my frustrations okay? LOL
Anyway, my left hand is bandaged like a freaky huge dumbling and my right hand cover with plasters. It all happened when my idiotic junior in martial arts took sparring a bit too seriously. DoTz. I never wanted to spar in the first place, !@#$%^&*.
He was the one who asked and I declined, but hell, he keep on asking. In the end, no choice, LL, have to go. Was carrying a half playing attitude when I stepped in to the arena. Told him that I have not spar for TWO years, TOLD him to go EASY on me, he say okay okay...
When the damn thing start, he attacked like a HUNGRY LION. !@#$%^&* I was shocked like hell, managed to ward and block his attacks, managed to counter him back a bit. After a while, mood for sparring came, decided to be a bit more serious in it.
Then this idiot, this I D I O T, he suddenly high kicked... DOTZ, NAN QUAN where got high kick de!!! KNN, muscle memory and basic instinct kicked in, left hand automatically went to block. And I thought the kick was just a trick, so never really use force to block the kick.
BIG MISTAKE! That kick, is NOT a trick. He is out to kill with that high kick. DoTz. My left hand got slammed by his right foot before turning fully... And so damn suay that that kick hit my wrist joint. Hiazzz...
At first, felt nothing, only a bit of pain. Then when my hand flash past my face, I realised it looked funny. YEA, it freaking looked funny. DoTz. Looks a bit too big and it looks distorted. Maciam not normal. Wahahaha.
Took me quite a bit of time to realise that it dislocated le... !@#$%^&* At first, not much pain, then realised dislocated le, freaking pain then come. Hurts like !@#$%^&* *&^%$#@! HELL!!! My junior stunned there like a freaking statue, not knowing what to do.
My master came over and took a look at my funny wrist. Anyway, this is the third time it happen le. LOL. And my junior dumbly asked me, asked ME, DotZ, what to do... I told him to get a freaking ambulance and we shall what happens after that.
Ambulance came, paramedic see see liao ask me to go hospital, they don't dare to do anything also, scared I got fractured bones, don't even have a freaking splinter. Ambulance EE OO EE OO all the way to TTSH. (someone said that I might need EE OO EE OO the other time, it came true, but for different reasons.) Doc took a freaking look at my hand and say he is gonna get the otopherist or something like that, heck, why are doctor's specialized field name so hard to pronounce! doTz, anyway a bone doctor la, to help me put the wrist back in.
I looked at him in horror! I asked him, "Western doctors know how to play with dislocation the meh? I don't think I trust your whatever Oto... ar never mind... Its okay la, I go somewhere else to get it done, Thanks har!"
and I escaped from TTSH.
Call my master to contact the Tie Da shi fu that we always go when we had problems like this. Managed to get him, lucky his clinic open 24 hrs. Reached there about 10+ going to 11, the shi fu took one look at my hand, then flipped his medical records.
Then he looked at me, tell me that this is the 3rd time le. I think he thinks that I'm stupid... I told him that I know this is the 3rd time leh... How many idiots will dislocate their wrist? And more than 2 times????
He touch touch a bit and say the flesh still tender (Im pork?), say can be done easily but will hurt. I told him this isn't my 1st time le leh... DotZ and I know what to expect. He looked at my records again then he repeated that its gonna hurt.. This time his tone scared tio me... dotz, I got a feeling that he is gonna rip my wrist out...
But i also cannot leave it as it is ma.. So I tell him to go ahead lo. He 'Okay!' and take my hand then twist and turn! 'POP' goes the weasel! My ASS, its 'POP' and my wrist went back in. Seriously, I swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth. I DID NOT SHED A FREAKING TEAR. Be proud of me! It ain't easy!!!
My junior was like, 'Wah? So loud confirm so painful and you never shed tear! Fierce wor~~~. '
Actually, its not that I can tahan the pain. The pain is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo freaking bad that tears cannot come out... When the shi fu 'pop' (maciam play game like tat eh? 'pop') my wrist back, all i could do was to take a damn deep breath. So painful until my soul freaking left me for that second...
Anyway, he manged to make my wrist look as if nothing had happened to it. So the pain is worthwhile la.. But hurt tio the de nerves and muscles. So must apply medicine and bandaged it. LL listen to him lo...
What to do? Hiaz...
Here's a picture of my left hand!
PS: Bombastic and Crappy enough? LOL
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